Sooo I gave it a go. I'm single and it looked interesting. Unfortunately it doesn't really appeal to me I mean, there's no, like, country option. And my match is in Sweden. SWEDEN. I'm a student (can't afford to travel) and totally impatient I can't be doing with that much of a long distant relationship!
MATCH WHY U NO LIVE IN SAME COUNTRY AS ME D;
And just out of curiosity I went on his Tumblr which was linked on his account. Far too young (like, I feel old looking at his age), and he has a girlfriend.
WELL DONE DA. WELL DONE.
... I bet it was an April Fool's thing. Man, I feel dumb now